Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing, after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved While you're taking your time with apologies, I'm making my plans for revenge. Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge. I'd drive straight off the edge.
Taking your own life with boredom, I'm taking my own life with wine - it helps you to rule out the sorrow, it helps me to empty my mind. Making the most of a bad time I'm smoking the brains from my head Leaving the coal coloring the kettle black and orange and red This kettle is seeing red.
I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling. In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying. I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall.
Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved while you're taking your time with apologies, I'm planning out my revenge. Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge. I'm seeing red.
I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling. In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying. I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall.
Plugged in and ready to fall. Plugged in and ready to fall.
Plugged in and ready to fall. ---------------------------------------- Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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